poopycrumbs:

everydayconman:

mystereoheart:

bananonbinary:

tilthat:

TIL an old lady who bumped into Stephen King in the supermarket told him she didn’t like his writing and she preferred uplifting movies like Shawshank Redemption. When King told her he wrote that too, she replied ‘No, you didn’t.’, causing King to momentarily doubt that he was indeed the author.

via reddit.com

same energy

im gonna do something great while absolutely shitfaced and it will be glorious

boykisser-extraordinaire:

vontacompton:

tilthat:

TIL that rats in New York City carry numerous diseases, in a sample of 133 rats, scientists discovered 18 different viruses known to infect humans. In fact, scientists even discovered some viruses that were previously unknown to have existed.

via reddit.com

Just wait till they test the New Yorkers

The new yorkers are infecting the rats

Hey fuck you

blue-pixiedust:

nicoletheodor:

eightw:

zephyroh:

jedimagnusbane:

Rami Malek is really an icon….there he goes playing main character on a critically acclaimed hacker show….there he is alongside Ben Stiller as a cute pharaoh……there he is in some horror game about wendigos and serial killers or whatever Until Dawn was…….there he is as Freddie Mercury…….what can’t this man do

this is vampire rami malek from twilight erasure 

holy shit he voiced someone in legend of korra too 

HOLD THE HELL UP, TAHNO THE EMO DRAMA QUEEN WAS VOICED BY RAMI FUCKING MALEK?!?!

WHAT

snakegay:

i think theres something you lose when you develop practical skill at art where you just cannot draw like really good bad drawings. like its forced, your learned grasp on anatomy and line doesnt go away. youre too caught in it, it controls ever line you make, you cant fully force yourself to discard it. even trying your hardest you cant accomplish that earlier state, you can only badly mimic it 

and like im not saying “ungnghfhjjhhdh im so good i cant even draw badly if i wanted to!!” because that is like the opposite of what i mean, i mean like no matter how much i do, how much i grow and accomplish, nothing i will EVER make will even begin to compare to the raw feeling captured in this image

scope-dogg:

megapope:

megapope:

perfectlygenericblog:

comatose-cristatus:

damaramegido:

the-real-d-sandman:

imhollering:

imhollering:

swarnpert:

hey guys just wanted you to know that i just found the absolute worst car in existence

This is my car I’m crying I’m so happy to finally see it as a post tho I really thot it would be on shitty-car-mods lmfao

He didn’t get a picture of the cursed images door tho so here’s that, also the hood of my car

This poor honda. It didnt deserve… this.

are you kidding this is my fucking dream car

It’s perfect because no one would be caught dead trying to steal it

I’d just like to point out that the letters on the front bumper say “H-Hewwo!?” if seen in a rear view mirror.

this really is antithetical to everything i stand for. like if you asked me “who are you?” the shortest answer would be showing you this car and assuring you that i would rip the owner apart like a wild chimpanzee given the chance

what is your issue why are you like this

HELEN YOU IRREDEEMABLE SCOLD

GRANT ME RELEASE FROM THIS CURSED VEHICLE AT ONCE

internet-sentences:

The algorithm doesn’t know that the last time I was in Cleveland I got strangled

antitonystarkiconscottlang: